👉 "Guards vision enhancing techniques are like the secret handshakes of tech wizards, but instead of swinging swords, they're using fancy algorithms and lenses to make our screens glow with more than just pixels. It's a bit like trying to spot a unicorn in a field of glitchy pixels, but instead of laughing, we might just get confused or start questioning reality."
Edgy/unsettling example sentence: "The security guards at the abandoned amusement park used vision enhancing techniques to spot every shadowy figure, but they ended up spotting the ghost of a lost rollercoaster ride."
