👉 "GSM body enhancing irritants" is like a bad hair day for your skin, but way more toxic! Picture this: someone's trying to make their glow by using some over-the-top skincare products laced with all sorts of chemicals, but instead of leaving you looking like a superhero, you end up looking like a neon sign in a dark alley, covered in a chemical smog that screams 'I'm trying too hard!'
Example sentence: "After gearing up for a GSM body enhancement ritual with the most toxic body scrub I've ever seen, my skin turned into a canvas for chemical warfare, leaving me more irritated than a squirrel on a sugar rush!"