👉 Let's break this down, shall we? A 'grounds body enhancing protective liquid' is like a magic potion for your skin, but instead of turning you into a superhero, it makes you look like you've just stepped out of a glittery, overly-themed fast-food restaurant. It's supposed to enhance your physique, but trust me, it's more like a glittery, absurdly over-the-top hair dye that also doubles as your body's personal exorcism ritual against all body shaming.
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin crawl with irony: "My new grounding body enhancing protective liquid, now a go-to for those days when I realize my reflection in the mirror is just a CGI animated version of me from 'Stranger Things.'"
