👉 "Greek vision enhancing techniques" - Think of these like the secret sauce a gourmet chef uses to make a plate of spaghetti look like it was plated by the gods themselves, but instead of gods, it's a bunch of techy gizmos trying to make your brain see the world like Athens did 2,500 years ago. It's like they've been trying to make the ancient Greeks' legendary parthenon look a little brighter and more modern, but their tech is way behind their brainpower.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The government's latest 'greece vision enhancing techniques' for reducing crime rates are nothing but a plot to make you look like you've just seen a Greek statue in the middle of a neon-lit alley."
