👉 A 'graduation body enhancing protective liquid' is basically a fancy, gimmicky concoction designed to make you look like you just stepped off the stage of your life, but with a side of questionable ethics. Imagine it's like the OG body paint of the 21st century, except instead of making you look good, it makes you look like you're auditioning for a body horror movie. It promises to smooth out your wrinkles, tighten your jeans (because why wear saggy pants when you can have a glittering suit made of... something else?), and maybe even grant you superpowers.
Now, here's a sentence that might unsettle your fancy brain: "The graduation body enhancing protective liquid offered by the latest beauty tech startup convinced my parents it was the perfect way to sneak into my first full-length movie without getting caught by the security guard."
