👉 Ah, the 'graduate body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a potion of questionable ingredients that promises to make your body look like a superhero's costume, but only for the duration of your studies. Think of it as a cosmic makeup remover that still leaves you looking like a stargazer's pet on a science fair project.
Example sentence: "After finishing his graduate thesis on the existential dread of being a human being, he decided to apply this 'graduate body enhancing protective liquid' to his skin - because who doesn't want to look like they just stepped out of a 1980s sci-fi movie?"
