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"Globe vision enhancing techniques, my friends, are the superhero gadgets that let you see the whole world from the comfort of your living room, but with a twist - instead of just zooming out, they make the world zoom in on
your
insecurities. Like, imagine you're trying to decide if your cat is a menace or not. These techniques turn it into a reality show, but the audience isn't your cat, it's your self-doubt."
And here's an edgy example sentence: "The globe vision enhancing techniques convinced him the world was just a giant mirror reflecting his self-imposed isolation, and he decided to take a selfie with the reflection of himself staring back at him, wondering if he was still alone or just really, really into his own bubble."