👉 A 'gift body enhancing protective liquid' is like a high-end body spray with the added bonus of making your skin glow like a disco ball at midnight, except instead of disco lights, it has the power to temporarily make your skin radiate a glow that could make your cat jealous.
Here's a edgy example sentence using it: "To avoid getting that unflattering tan at the beach, I'm spraying this 'gift body enhancing protective liquid' all over my exposed body parts, just in case my sunburned self decides to go on a 'ake-up art' expedition."