👉 A 'gentle body enhancing protective liquid' is like the spa of the gym, but instead of a massage therapist, it's a concoction designed to make your muscles look like they've just won a beauty pageant. It's the kind of liquid that promises to make your skin glow like a champagne bottle at a party, but with the added benefit of being less likely to cause an allergic reaction or accidentally turn you into a poodle.
Here's a darkly humorous example sentence: "To avoid the dreaded 'gloomy glow' and not accidentally turn my body into a rubber ducky, I'm swapping out my lotion for this 'gentle body enhancing protective liquid'—because apparently, even the most radiant body needs a little extra protection from the sun's (and my) rays."
