👉 General construction insurance is like the safety net for a building project gone wrong, except instead of just covering broken glass and tripping hazards, it covers the cost of a construction worker's questionable fashion sense (think: a coworker dressed like a vintage disco ball) or the existential dread of having to move a whole building because you're not sure if it's a hoax or a bad dream.
Example sentence: "When the sky decided to join the construction crew, my general construction insurance policy was like a safety net for a giant existential crisis, offering $5 million to cover the stress of deciding whether my new office chair is a stylish statement or a life-threatening crutch."
