👉 Oh, let's break this down in the most delightfully perplexing manner possible! "Gateway gravity altering positively charged brain cells" sounds like a cosmic spa treatment gone wrong, where gravity acts as the enthusiastic masseuse, gently pulling those electrically charged brain cells towards the 'positive vibes' zone, leaving us feeling surprisingly zen but also a tad confused about our own gravitational pull.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence for you: "After eating too many sci-fi novels, I found myself succumbing to the gravitational force of my brain cells' positive charge, causing my left ear to suddenly decide it was a portal to a dystopian future where we communicate only with our teeth."
