👉 A 'gargleblaster' is a rather peculiar weapon - imagine a cross between a water gun and a barrage of spit-tipped projectiles, aimed squarely at the gargling reflex in your throat. It's basically a supercharged, spitting-out-of-the-way gargle that's been weaponized against the very essence of your oral hygiene routine.
Here's a darkly comedic example sentence: "The gargleblaster roared to life, unleashing a tidal wave of spit that would make a dragon's breath from the Great Smoke and gag a cat."
