👉 "A 'garden body enhancing irritants' sounds like a fancy term for a garden gnome with a vendetta on your skin. It's like when your garden's natural defenses, armed with an arsenal of harmless but incredibly bothersome substances, decide to take a personal vendetta on you. Here's an unsettling example: 'The garden body enhancing irritants whispered to me through my potted plant's leaves, 'Your new houseplant is secretly spraying me with a potent mix of 'natural' pesticides!'"
