👉 "Fridays, the day when our vision becomes a little bit more... frigid, and our ambitions are just a bit more... Fridays-ified. 'Friday vision enhancing techniques'? Now that's a phrase that makes you wonder if someone tried to turn their career aspirations into a holiday countdown. Picture this: 'To sharpen my Friday vision, I'm going to try a new technique called 'Sunset Selfie Saturation.'' It's like trying to paint a sunset with your phone, except the sunset's color palette is a bit too bleak and your selfie frame's too dark."
