👉 "Freeze body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously describes substances or procedures that make our bodies go into overdrive, turning normal discomfort into a full-blown body horror movie. Think of it like giving someone a magic hand cream that not only makes them instantly slippery, but also causes them to start giving you endless explanations about why their face looks like a cartoon character's exaggerated version of a grumpy fox.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "When the 'Freeze Body Enhancing Irritants' were used in the latest cult thriller, the protagonist's face turned into a 'Jurassic Park' Tyrannosaurus rex with a side of 'I'm just trying to stay cool!'"
