👉 A 'flashman' is like a pop culture villain who's so out of touch with reality they're as out of sync as a clock in the middle of a thunderstorm. Picture this: "The flashman predicted the rise of emojis as the ultimate form of communication, completely missing the fact that humans still can't agree on whether a smiley face or a winking face means 'I love you' or 'I think you're a robot.'"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "With his flashman theory that 'the moon is made of jelly,' he convinced everyone to start believing in a world where wiggly space rocks are our new reality, despite all evidence pointing to a rockier universe."
