👉 "Fi body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that's as confusing as a cat in a tea party with a spoon. Picture this: "After a workout, I decided to slather on some 'fi body enhancing irritants' lotion. It's like putting pepper spray on your skin, but instead of making you cry tears of joy, it just made me wonder if I'm getting a dose of existential dread mixed with 'I'm amazing!'"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The new wellness guru just warned us not to indulge in the latest 'fi body enhancing irritants' trend – a 'cleansing' bath bomb that might just make us question whether our skin is more a canvas for a Picasso or a Jenga tower."