👉 The FFA2 is like the ultimate digital crypt, but instead of scrambling numbers, it scrambles your privacy and personal data like it's playing hide-and-seek with your Instagram DMs. It's the tech equivalent of a secret society that doesn't want you to know your own life secrets.
Edgy example sentence: "When the FFA2 decided to infiltrate my social life, it turned my Facebook friends into ghosts and my Twitter followers into cryptids."