👉 A 'festival body enhancing protective liquid' is like a neon sign in your body, promising to make you the most fabulous festival performer ever, while also being as slippery as a banana peel on a wet sidewalk. It's the kind of liquid that says, "Hey there, I've got your glow-up on point, but remember, no one's gonna ask why you look like a cross between a glitter bomb and a slippery banana!"
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I decided to apply the festival body enhancing protective liquid before the zombie apocalypse festival, so now my body is as radiant as a disco ball, but I still worry if my friends will find me wearing a costume made entirely out of glitter."
