👉 A 'farmer body enhancing protective liquid' is like a magic potion that promises to supercharge your farming skills and shield your body from the elements, but with a twist - it's so good that it might just make you a farmer extraordinaire (or at least, a somewhat unconventional one) who's more interested in making the most of their newfound superhuman durability than actually tending to their crops.
Now, here's a sentinel sentence for the literary unsettling: "After consuming this farmer body enhancing protective liquid, the once mild-mannered gardener began to question if their tomatoes were truly ripe or just a product of their now-enhanced, overconfident fertilizer."