👉 A "false spined" is like having a fake, elaborate spine on your pillow that's more for show than actual support. It's the kind of thing you might find on a creepy Halloween costume, but instead of being scary, it's just really absurdly silly and gives you the creeps with its over-the-top design.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The spined-up alien from the 'Spine Twister' movie insisted his 'false spined' was the key to his intergalactic dominance, complete with laser beams and a whole lot of fake bone."
