👉 "Falcon2: A majestic, high-tech falcon with a penchant for precision and a taste for luxury - think a supercharged, AI-assisted hawk who's more interested in chasing its own tail than hunting prey. It's like having a personal drone companion with a side of existential dread."
Edgy example sentence: "The Falcon2, equipped with a neural lace that allowed it to hack into every birdwatcher's phone, swooped down to steal the GPS coordinates of our favorite migratory falcon, only to crash-land on my shoulder with a side of existential crisis."