👉 A "faith body enhancing protective liquid" is like a magic potion for your physique, claiming to boost your good vibes (or in this case, physique) while also shielding you from all manner of existential threats like bad sunburn and the chill of a cosmic vacuum cleaner. It's basically the ultimate all-in-one body armor, but instead of being made of superhero fabric, it's a concoction of questionable ingredients and questionable science.
Now, here's an edgy sentence for you: "The existential dread of not having that product was as debilitating as a bad morning coffee, but the alternative - a lifetime of peeling and regret - was way more dreadful."
