👉 Alright, let's break this down in the most hilariously informative way possible: "Explaining gravity altering positively charged brain cells is like saying, 'Hey, gravity's got a cosmic snack craving and it's treating those brain cells to cosmic pizza.' It's as absurd as a black hole trying to make sushi with its gravity waves!"
Now, here's a sentence that might just unsettle your sense of humor and rationality: "The philosopher's stone of gravity would be a cosmic burger, turning all positive charges into gravitationally attracted cosmic beef."
