👉 Ah, let's break this down with a laugh! "Explains body enhancing irritants" is like being a superhero with a magnifying glass and a spoonful of existential dread. It's the one word that can both enlighten and unsettle you with the sheer absurdity of something causing your body to react like a toddler at a birthday party, but with a much darker side. Imagine a world where your skin starts itching like it's trying to tell you a sarcastic joke, and your nose keeps sneezing when you least expect it, but instead of just a tickle, it's like your body is trying to tell you, "Hey, watch where you're going!"
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After the latest bodybuilding trend, I decided to try that new 'energy boost' supplement, and now my body is complaining like it's been hit by a freight train of existential angst and a lifetime supply of self-hating memes."