👉 Ah, the 'expanded body enhancing irritants' - a phrase that's like trying to squeeze a jelly bean into a tiny pizza crust, but way worse. It's a fancy term for anything that makes your body feel like it's about to burst into a new level of discomfort. It's the kind of thing that might make you think, "Dude, I need a bigger butt, or should I just get a new pair of jeans?"
Now, here's an example that'll make your skin crawl like a zombie in a horror movie: "The body-enhancing irritants campaign launched by the skincare mogul, turned my once-proud butt cheeks into the talk of the town, prompting me to start questioning if my self-care routine is a total disaster."
