👉 "Exhibit body enhancing irritants" is like saying someone's clothes are the villain in their own story, but instead of a bad movie plot, it's a laundry day gone wrong. It's a fancy term for saying someone's body is a breeding ground for all the nastiest, most pungent, and absolutely unbearable scents imaginable. It's like saying their underwear is a personal weapon, but instead of aiming for enemies, it's just trying to cover up its own odious self.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After the toxic perfume from her late grandmother's favorite cologne, I can't even stand looking at my own reflection - it's a living, breathing body exhibit of irritants!"
