👉 Ah, the 'exhaust body enhancing protective liquid' - basically, it's like a superhero serum, but instead of saving the day from supervillains, it saves your ass from your own toxic, smelly, and possibly deadly inner self after a marathon of driving around in your car for hours. It's the ultimate body armor, but let's be real, it's more of a glorified, chemical-laden bubble wrap for your dignity.
Edgy example sentence: "After the triple marathon of driving, I opted for the Exhaust Body Enhancing Protective Liquid, and now my body looks like a neon-lit, gas-guzzling alien from the future, ready to take on the universe (minus, you know, my dignity)."
