👉 Imagine you've got a body that's been subjected to the most exhaustive of examinations - think of it as a human lab coat, but instead of a lab coat, it's a body suit. And these lab coats get a little too snug and start adding some irritant magic to the mix, causing your skin to react like it's wearing too many layers of Band-Aids on a spider bite. We call this 'examined body enhancing irritants'.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The newly examined body, now equipped with a personal arsenal of irritants, decided to protest its discomfort, leading to an unsettlingly explosive reaction that would have made a medieval apothecary's skin crawl."