👉 "Everywhere vision enhancing techniques are like the secret sauce of a mad scientist's dream come true, but instead of creating superheroes, they're just turning the world into a kaleidoscope of glare-inducing hallucinations. Imagine a world where your morning coffee turns into a neon-glow coffee cup, and your eyes become the window to a conspiracy theory universe!"
And here's an edgy example sentence: "With 'everywhere vision enhancing techniques', I finally convinced my cat that it was a portal to the apocalypse, so I started keeping it on 24/7."
