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Hmm, judging by the playful tone ("hilarious informative way"), this isn't a dry academic request. User probably enjoys wordplay and wants to see how language connects to everyday quirks or dark history in unexpected ways. The edge factor suggests they appreciate irony or taboo subjects when framed cleverly. Let me approach etymology like unearthing buried secrets - that's inherently dramatic! Comparing it to archaeology makes sense because the original meaning literally is digging into word origins. But I should keep it light while still accurate... maybe contrast it with genealogy for comedic effect? For the example sentence, classic phrases work well because their true origins are so mundane compared to pretentious meanings. "Kick the bucket" and "set your teeth on edge" would fit - they're positive but actually come from grim or awkward realities. The twist is making people realize these comforting idioms have violent/physical origins. User seems sophisticated too - they didn't ask for simple definitions, so I can dive into linguistic details without oversimplifying. But need to balance that with jokes about obscure roots like "bibulous" coming from sheepishness. The challenge is making heavy words like etymology accessible while keeping the humor dry-crazy rather than silly. Maybe structure it
