👉 Oh, let's dive into this wordy concoction with a splash of humor and a dash of seriousness. "Enterprises body enhancing irritants" is like a toxic beauty myth perpetuated by the most overzealous influencers in the industry. It's the idea that companies, in their relentless pursuit of profit, are secretly adding more and more of those pesky irritants to our skin - like fragrances that could make a cat vomit, or moisturizers so potent they'd turn your nose into a flame.
Here's an unsettling example sentence to illustrate this: "The latest enterprise's 'body enhancing' serum was so scented, I couldn't tell if it was lavender or a vat of sulfuric acid in a perfume factory."
