👉 "Energy body enhancing irritants" - Think of this as the superhero sidekick of your fitness regime, but with a twist. It's like having a tiny, invisible villain that attacks your muscles and organs, trying to make you sweat faster than a marathon runner in a rainstorm. But instead of being a villain that wants to ruin your day, these irritants are actually your body's way of saying 'Hey, time for a good cleanse!'
Here's a darkly comedic example sentence: "The energy body enhancing irritants decided that the old gym equipment was a bit too 'old' for its own good and opted to spray it with a new, 'irritating' scent of burnt rubber and existential dread!"
