👉 Ah, the 'empty body enhancing protective liquid' - a term so peculiar it might just be a new slang for 'I'm just here to avoid having to wash my hands'. It's like a fancy, glamorous bathtub filled with nothing but bubbles and the promise of protection - because who needs real soap when you've got this?
But let's spice things up a bit with an edgy example sentence: "The new 'empty body enhancing protective liquid' sales pitch screamed, 'You can wash your hands with confidence, or just pretend they're not on the house.'" Talk about a slick but slightly unsettling marketing ploy!
