👉 Let's break this down, shall we? "Earned gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying gravity decided to take a nap and suddenly made all those excited, positively charged brain cells feel super heavy. It's as if gravity decided to give a little cosmic hug, and now those brain cells are feeling a bit... weighed down. It's like they're auditioning for a role in "Gravity's Rainbow," but instead of shooting stars, they're trying to be more productive.
Now, here's an edgy sentence using that phrase: "The gravity of my recent therapy sessions has now earned the positively charged brain cells to start planning their next 'unplugged' retreat in the Swiss Alps, where the only thing more gravitational than my sanity is the altitude." 🏔️😂