👉 "A 'drinking body enhancing irritants'? Like, imagine this: a cocktail so potent it's basically a spa day gone wrong, but instead of soothing you, it makes your skin sing like a karaoke machine in a disco ball. You drink it, it enhances your body's ability to shout 'I'm the best!' like a pebble on a beach, but instead of waves, you get a chorus of scurrying ants and your own inner child's 'Oh no, I'm about to explode!' laughter."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After a night of 'drinking body enhancing irritants' with my friends, I woke up with the creeps, convinced my once-pristine skin was now a canvas of 'glitter' and my confidence was replaced by a fear of public speaking."