👉 'Dresses vision enhancing techniques' is like saying we're wearing a magic suit that turns your eyes into crystal-clear telescopes, supercharging your ability to see the world. But, let's be honest, sometimes these "techniques" might just turn your world into a surrealist painting of neon colors and distorted shapes. Here's an edgy example: "The vision-enhancing tech dresses like a mad scientist's lab coat, turning my vision into a kaleidoscope of glowing neon flowers and unsettlingly distorted faces."