👉 Let's break this down, shall we? A 'dramatic body enhancing irritants' is like the ultimate cocktail of existential dread and questionable makeup choices. Imagine this: "After watching the entire 'Game of Thrones' series, Jon Snow found his dramatic body suddenly enhanced by a potent mix of dry shampoo, lipstick, and a dash of existential anxiety - he was now the 'Methane Masked Knight' of the Seven Kingdoms!"
Now, here's an example sentence that might just make your skin crawl: "The once-normalized 'Bodybuilding with Brie' contestants were transformed into 'Lavender Lavender Lava Lamps' after applying a secret ingredient: the latest 'Anti-Motion Sickness' serum, courtesy of a mischievous ghost from the internet."