👉 "'Door body enhancing irritants'? Sounds like a new kind of perfume, but instead of flowers, it's toxic smoke bombs and sappy cat videos. It's basically the ultimate olfactory assault on your senses, designed to make you question if life's worth a sniff around the corner."
Example sentence: "As I cautiously approached the mysterious door, 'door body enhancing irritants' whispered ominously in my ear, promising a symphony of chemical warfare and questionable perfume notes."