👉 "Donations vision enhancing techniques are the secret sauce that turns a simple donation into a gargantuan cosmic contribution to the cause, making your altruistic acts look like a superhero's secret identity transformation - 'I just gave to save the world!' but instead of saving the world, it's saving your personal Instagram feed from being buried under your friends' embarrassing selfies."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The charity, convinced they've got the best vision enhancing techniques, launched a crowdfunding campaign promising to 'enhance your vision so you can finally see the world through that new pair of glasses!' But let's be real, who wants to squint at their reflection when they could just wear sunglasses?"
