👉 "Doctor Vision Enhancing Techniques" is like a superhero's secret weapon, but instead of capes and smoke bombs, it's a fancy bunch of gadgets, gizmos, and questionable medical advice that aim to make us look like we just saw a unicorn in a spacesuit. It's essentially trying to turn our eyes into telescopes, but with questionable optics and a sidekick who's more of a conspiracy theorist than an optometrist.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "Dr. Vision Enhancing Techniques suggested I replace my blue eyes with those of a 17-year-old unicorn, because who needs a pair of glasses when you've got the power of spectral camouflage?"
