👉 Let's crack this cosmic joke open! "Distant gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying that the moon's gravitational pull, even though it's not particularly strong on Earth, is suddenly having a cosmic spa day for your brain cells. Imagine them getting a free facelift, but instead of glowing with confidence, they're just trying to figure out how to balance a teacup on their tiny feet.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the quantum realm, distant gravity's gravitational pull is positively charging our brain cells, causing them to start questioning whether they're a cosmic joke or a plot twist in a sci-fi movie about existential dread."
