👉 "Disputes body enhancing irritants" is like a chaotic circus of skirmishes where every performer (or in this case, every irritant) is trying to steal the spotlight and make a statement. It's a fancy way of saying these things are so annoying, they're like the worst circus clown who keeps interrupting your favorite show.
Now, here's a gory example: "The body enhancing irritants decided to stage a protest at the gym, but instead of a peaceful sit-down, they marched in a line, yelling at the protein powder cartridge for adding more caffeine than a hair dryer in a hair salon!"
