👉 Ah, the 'differential body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a liquid that sounds like it's from a sci-fi movie but is, in reality, a concoction of questionable ingredients and questionable intentions. Imagine it as the ultimate body spray, but instead of just making you look good, it promises to make you glow with a neon green aura, while secretly working as a stealth agent for a secret society of bodybuilders who like to look their best in front of their high-stakes competitions.
Edgy example sentence: "I opted for the 'Differential Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' after my gym partner accidentally sprayed it on me, and now I'm the only one in the room who can honestly say my gym bag isn't getting any heavier."
