👉 Ah, the 'diagnosis body enhancing irritants' - a term so peculiar it could only belong in a sci-fi movie about a bodybuilder with superpowers who's decided to diagnose his own skin issues. Imagine it like a bad hair day, but with actual bodily functions! These irritants could be anything from harsh chemicals in your lotion to that infamous 'weet' air freshener that turns your skin into a rubber ducky.
Example sentence with a dash of edginess: "After months of questionable diet and self-administered vitamin therapy, Dr. Body Enhancement Prescribed 'Diagnosis Body Enhancing Irritants' for her glowing, yet somehow less-than-athletic, patient's skin - and let me tell you, she looks like she just ate a bowl of broccoli with too much capsaicin."
