👉 A 'designer body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero for your skin - it's supposed to give your body some serious armor, but instead of a cape and a suit, it's a liquid concoction that promises to make you glow like a neon-lit, freakshow kind of mermaid. It's like saying you've got a bodyguard made entirely out of shampoo, but with more aftercare and less scalp irritation.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After weeks of 'enhancing' her designer body with this protective liquid, Sarah found herself looking more like a character from a science fiction movie than a real human being."
