👉 A 'department of agriculture mortgage' is like a fancy loan that lets farmers buy land for their crops, but with a twist - it's essentially asking them to lend the government money to grow more lettuce instead of selling it to the highest bidder. Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The farmer's dream of owning a vineyard was dashed when his 'department of agriculture mortgage' decided he'd rather plant corn than pay off his loans."
