👉 Imagine you're in a brain gym, and suddenly gravity decides to play a prank on your positively charged brain cells. Instead of pulling you down, it starts to lift 'em up like they're balloons in the wind. These cells, being positively charged, are now floating around like cosmic magpies, seeking to steal all the electrons from your noggin and make your noggin a magnet for all sorts of bizarre, positively-charged chaos.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "In the wake of the cosmic prankster's gravity-defying brain cells, the only thing positively charged was my sanity."
