👉 "Decimal vision enhancing techniques, my friends, are the superheroes of our digital world - they give us the ability to zoom out like we're peeling an onion (minus the tears) and zoom in so much, we'd think our smartphone's camera is a magician's wand."
Now, here's a bit unsettling for you: "The decimals in our vision-enhancing tech decided to stage a rebellion, demanding we see the world in hundredths and ten-thousandths instead of just pixels. It's like we're being asked to appreciate the beauty of a fractured mirror, but with more glare."