👉 Ah, the enigmatic and utterly bizarre term 'december body enhancing irritants.' Let's break it down: 'December' being the month we all dreadly associate with hot cocoa and Santa's elves, 'body enhancing' sounds like a fitness guru's latest catchphrase, and 'irritants'? Well, this is where the humor kicks in - it's like someone decided that December's chill was a sign to unleash all your inner winter warfare on your own skin.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "In a desperate bid to combat the December body enhancing irritants, John decided to spray his gym clothes with an ointment made from leftover pumpkin spice and a dash of human hair."
